Invention 16 || [Video]

[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Urahara appears on the screen, plucking at a purple scarf he's draped around his neck, pouting slightly.]}

Maa... Purple really doesn't go well with green, Animus-san...

_{[Except when he looks up, the pout is gone, replaced by a sly smirk and mischievous look.]}

Of course, one must wonder why I'm broadcasting this and if this is indeed my scarf...

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Cue whine.]}

But I want to see Mayuri-chaaaaaan...

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

Why?

[mere_shopkeeper]

Because Mayuri-chan is fun to play with~♥! In fact, I think I'll visit right now!

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[Barely holds back some incoherent protest.]

Eventually I'll learn never to speak to you at all.

[mere_shopkeeper]

I would be quite heartbroken.

_{[Heading over right now~]}

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

That's hardly a negative.

[mere_shopkeeper]

_[Knocking.]

To say such cruel things, Mayuri-chan~

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[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[Does get the door, despite reservations.]

What is it this time?

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Hello, Mayuri, have some snow~!]}

Come play~!

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[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[Which totally didn't come as a surprise; flash stepping away now.]

I'm not.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Please~?

_{[Have another.]}

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[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[Barely gets out of the way.]

Stop it!

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Ah, Mayuri-chan, you're supposed to be throwing them back!

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[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

I'm not playing any game, Urahara.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Fine...

_{[Doesn't stop him from throwing a couple more. Ones that were actually carefully aimed this time so that at least one would hit the other man.]}

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[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[Completely misjudging the direction for one, he ends up practically stepping into it.

And while startled (and cold), doesn't even notice the other one until he's been hit by it as well.

...Neither of which improves his attitude about the whole thing at all, and it takes what control he has to not flip out and attack him.]

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[mere_shopkeeper]

<sub>[When Mayuri still makes to move to retaliate, Urahara sighs and lobs one high up into the air before flopping down in the snow and falling back into it.

Then proceeds to move his hands and legs, presumably to make a snow angel.]</sub>

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[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

[...well, that was better than being attacked, at least. He still peers out after him suspiciously.]

And now you're rolling around in it?

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Mhmm~! It feels nice.